我在雷伯里先生家走廊尽头遇到那个 After my encounter with the crazy cat lady
疯疯癫癫的养猫女士后 down the hall from Mr. Rayberry's,
就回去找凯勒警长 I went back to Sheriff Keller.
但他并不信我的话 But he wasn't buying what I was selling.
再跟我说一遍 Walk me through this again.
雷伯里先生的邻居在他遇害当晚听到奶瓶的声音 Mr. Rayberry's neighbor heard milk bottles the night that he was killed.
艾赛尔在她父母遇害当晚看到一个送奶工 Ethel saw a milkman the night that her parents were murdered.
根据这些情况 So, if you put two and two together,
我觉得很容易就能推断出 I think it's no sweat to say
有个送奶工凶手在逃的结论 that we have a killer milkman at large.
-你同意吗 -雷伯里先生是自杀的 -Do you agree? -Mr. Rayberry killed himself.
这一点已经确定了 We have established that.
不 是你确定了 我有不同的意见 No, you have established that. I have not established that.
除非那个邻居说的是他们看到有人 Unless that neighbor said that they saw someone
穿成送奶工的样子 dressed as a milkman...
我是说看到 而不是听到 saw, not heard...
否则我不会重启案件调查 贾格赫德 then I am not reopening that case again, Jughead.
我觉得你该放下这件事了 So I think it's time that you dropped this,
别忘了明晚的禁令 and don't forget our ban tomorrow night.
万圣节是小孩子的节日 好吗 Halloween is for kids, right?
不适合想惹是生非的青少年 It's not for teenagers looking to make trouble.
起床了 河谷镇 Rise and shine, Riverdale.
今天是1955年10月29日 It's October 29, 1955,
也就是说 到过万圣节的时候了 which means it's high time to get in the mood for Halloween.
河谷镇的送奶工杀手呢 Killer milkman in Riverdale?
小心驶得万年船 Better safe than sorry.
-♪ Ooh, Drac's back ♪ -♪They're doing the Drac ♪
-♪ Drac's back ♪ -♪ With Drac ♪
♪ Igor's enchained And he's doing it right ♪
巴比伦电影院
♪ Drac's back ♪
♪ The coffins are open And left in the ground ♪
♪ Drac's back ♪
♪ Now is the time To really shake 'em down ♪
♪ Drac's back ♪
♪ Drac's looking for his wife All over the hall ♪
♪ Drac's back ♪
♪ Vampira, where are you? ♪
♪ Well, Vampira's heatin' up And she's raring to go ♪
♪ Drac's back, Drac's back ♪
我承认 当我把女巫服从樟脑丸里翻出来时 I admit, I usually get a better response
周围人的反应通常会更热烈一点 when I pull my witch costume out of the mothballs.
怎么回事 What gives?
这不是你装扮的问题 小薇 Well, it's not your costume, Vee.
你看起来 You look...
完全棒极了 只是 like everything plus. It's just, um...
河谷镇和万圣节的关系很独特 Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween.
我能详细问一下吗 Dare I ask?
不幸的是 我们不像格林戴尔那里那样 Unfortunately, we don't embrace All Hallows' Eve
喜欢过万圣节前夜 the same way Greendale does.
在河谷镇 我们有自己的规矩 We have rules in Riverdale.
不给糖果就捣蛋 只有小孩子才玩 Trick or treating's for kids.
太阳落山后 青少年就不能上街了 Teenagers aren't allowed into the streets after sundown.
为什么 Why not?
有一次 There was a, uh...
几年前的某个万圣节之夜发生了一场悲剧 a tragedy a few years back on Halloween night.
一整车河谷镇高中学生出来捣乱 A carload of Riverdale High students were out raising heck,
他们冲出了马路 and they ran off the road.
他们死了 四个人都死了 They died, all four of them.
两个母老虎队的 两个斗牛犬队的 Two Vixens, two Bulldogs.
那青少年在万圣节能做什么 So what are teenagers expected to do on Halloween?
没什么可做的 Nothing much.
待在家里 给小孩子们发糖果 Stay at home. Hand out candy to ankle biters.
我爸和警官们开车巡逻 My dad and his officers drive around,
确保没人在路上乱逛 惹出什么麻烦事 make sure no one's cruising the roads, raising Cain.
在我的鸭子溪老家 我们从来不庆祝万圣节 Back home in Duck Creek, we never celebrated Halloween.
但是青少年需要万圣节 But teenagers need Halloween.
穿上服装 戴上面具 假扮成另一个人 To dress up in costumes and masks and pretend to be someone else.
再次成为孩子 即使只有一晚 To be a kid again, even if it's just for a night.
在黑暗中亲吻一个男孩或女孩 To kiss a girl or a boy in the dark
然后说都是万圣节的错 and blame it on the Halloween spirit.
向死者致敬 To honor the dead.
死者 The... The dead?
以前在洛杉矶 我父母每年万圣节晚上 Back in Los Angeles, my parents used to throw
都会举办最盛大的变装舞会 the most lavish costume balls every Halloween night.
之后 Then afterwards,
在11月1日凌晨 in the wee hours of November first,
我们会聚在家族祭坛前 we'd all gather around the family altar,
只有我们三个人 just the three of us,
点燃许愿蜡烛 向死者致敬 and light votive candles to honor the dead.
庆祝亡灵节 And celebrate Dia de los Muertos.
这是我们仅有的家庭传统之一 It was one of our only family traditions.
也是目前我最喜欢的传统 And my favorite by far.
不管怎样 看来 In any case, it sounds like
我们的家长们 试图在一年中 our gatekeepers are trying to put the kibosh
最梦幻的夜晚 阻止我们捣乱 on one of the most phantasmagoric nights of the year.
但他们不知道 Little do they know,
我基本上就是万圣节的化身 Halloween is practically my middle name,
我全心全意地渴望庆祝它 and I have every intention of celebrating it.
说真的 I mean, really,
每次你觉得这个小镇不能更疯时 它就会让你大吃一惊 just when you think this town couldn't get any kookier.
把牛奶盒放下 Put those milk cartons down!
不 No!
好了 大家听着 All right, everyone, listen!
别再喝鲜奶了 Don't drink fresh milk anymore.
喝奶粉吧 Just drink powdered milk.
艾赛尔 你还好吗 Ethel, how are you?
我没事 贾格赫德 I'm okay, Jughead.
我想你 I miss you.
我想念学校 I miss school.
天啊 艾赛尔 Gosh, Ethel,
我不是想让你更难过 I... I don't mean to upset you further,
但是又发生了一起谋杀案 but there's been another murder.
你还记得作家布拉德·雷伯里吗 Do you remember the writer Brad Rayberry?
"十一月郡"的作者 The guy who wrote November County?
他是你最喜欢的作家 对吧 He's your favorite, right?
是的 Yeah, he was.
我之前和他一起工作 但我 I was working with him, but I...I...
我怀疑他与送奶工谋杀案有关 I suspect that he's part of the milkman murders,
或者他是被一个送奶工杀死的 or he was killed by a milkman.
谋杀 为什么 Murdered? Why?
这正是我想弄清楚的 Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
你父母和雷伯里有关系吗 Did your parents have any connection to Mr. Rayberry?
没有 No.
这不会只是巧合吧 But this can't be just some big coincidence, can it?
我不知道 贾格 I don't know, Jug.
但你知道我一直在琢磨什么吗 But you know what I have been noodling on?
什么 What?
送奶工的漫画书 The milkman comic book?
最初的那本 The original one?
也许最初写这本书的人知道内情 Maybe whoever wrote it in the first place knows something.
这个建议不错 Say, that's a good tip.
-我会去调查 -天啊 -I tell you what, I'm gonna look into that...-Oh, gosh.
我得挂了 Jughead, I gotta go.
伍德豪斯修女在瞪着我 Sister Woodhouse is giving me the evil eye.
但希望很快能再见到你 But hopefully, I will see you soon.
真是不可思议 雷吉 你居然从没体验过真正的万圣节 Yeah. I can't believe you've never experienced a real Halloween before, Reg.
就像每个普通夜晚一样 Uh, just like any other night.
第二天早起 Wake up early the next morning.
一如往常 Same as always.
也就是说你从来没穿过万圣节服饰 So does that mean you've never worn a costume
也没玩过不给糖就捣蛋 or gone trick or treating before?
我和表亲们去给牛挤奶了 那算吗 I've been cow-tipping with my cousin once.
♪ Woman's world ♪
♪ It's a woman's world When she's in love ♪
♪ It's a woman's world ♪
♪ And he's so glad it is ♪
♪ For when it's hers It's his ♪
好吧 贝蒂 ...all right, Betty?
抱歉 什么 Sorry, what?
我刚在说 I was just saying,
既然雷吉从小到大都没体验过真正的万圣节 since Reggie hasn't had a real Halloween growing up,
我们何不让他体验一次 why don't we give him one?
好啊 没问题 Yeah, absolutely.
到底什么是真正的万圣节 What is a real Halloween anyhow?
第一 Well, one,
不给糖就捣乱 trick or treating.
第二 拜访墓地 Two, visiting a graveyard.
第三 And three...
在闹鬼的房子里接吻 necking in a haunted house.
在河谷镇这样的小镇上 这些事很容易做到 All very possible things to do in a town like Riverdale.
幽灵波尔卡舞者
万圣节鬼影表演
放映室 The projection room.
这个时间 At this hour?
你们俩半夜时分在干什么 And what are you two doing here at the witching hour?
我们只是 We were just...
我们从暗室出来 准备回家 We were on our way home from the dark room,
我之前把钥匙落在这里了 and I forgot my keys earlier,
所以顺路过来拿 so we were just swinging by to pick them up.
回答得不错 克雷 Well parried, Clay.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
深夜头脑风暴 Some late night brainstorming.
我有个好消息 Oh, and I have good news.
我知道万圣节晚上我们要做什么了 I know exactly what we're going to do for Halloween night.
我们要在巴比伦电影院举办幽灵秀 We're going to host a ghost show here at the Babylonium.
当权人士也不能对此提出反对 And the powers that be won't be able to object,
因为严格来说 as technically,
我们在让青春期少女们远离街头 we'll be keeping the teeny boppers off the streets.
我在想 可以要求大家穿1920年代的华丽服饰 I'm thinking 1920s glam for the dress code.
很不错的主意吧 Ginchy idea, no?
是的 什么是幽灵秀 Yeah, um, what's a ghost show?
就是各种元素都掺一点 It's a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
怪物 电影 滑稽戏 Monsters, movies, burlesque.
然后在午夜 And then at midnight...
我们复活死人 we raise the dead.
大家注意了 Hear ye, hear ye.
请所有人光临巴比伦电影院 观看令人毛骨悚然的 Come one, come all to the Babylonium's hair-raising
万圣节滑稽戏和幽灵秀 Halloween Burlesque and Ghost Show.
仅此一晚 One night only.
会有音乐 There will be music.
会有骚乱 There will be mayhem.
然后 随着万圣节的结束 亡灵日的到来 And then, as Halloween gives way to the Day of the Dead,
我们会举办复活仪式 there will be a resurrection,
四名多年前在万圣节之夜 as the four Riverdale High students who oh-so tragically died
悲惨死去的河谷镇高中学生 on Halloween night all those years ago
会在你们面前死而复生 return from the dead before your very eyes.
赶紧买票 趁它们没有消失得无影无踪 Get your tickets fast before they vanish without a trace.
菲尔斯顿先生 Mr. Fieldstone,
你还记得这期送奶工的故事是谁写的吗 do you remember who wrote the milkman story inside this issue?
我想问他几个问题 I just want to ask him a couple questions.
孩子 我完全没印象 Kid, I haven't the foggiest.
但我们大部分佩普漫画自由撰稿人 But most of our, uh, Pep Comic freelancers
都会参加一年一度的万圣节办公室派对 will be at the annual Halloween office party.
你不如过来打听一下 Why don't you come by and sniff around?
也许能找到他 You might find the guy.
谢谢 菲尔斯顿先生 我会的 Uh, thanks, Mr. Fieldstone. I'll do just that.
选美皇后 万圣节你有什么安排吗 So, beauty queen, any plans for Halloween?
因为我想我们可以一起过 Because I was thinking we could spend it together.
维罗妮卡拉我参加她的幽灵秀 Veronica's got me roped into her ghost show,
但如果你也能加入的话 一定会很好玩的 but it would be a gas if you joined in on the fun, too.
她策划了一系列表演 还有踢腿舞 She's got some sort of floor show planned, complete with a kickline.
那 我们也要表演吗 That we would perform?
在大家面前 In... In front of people?
是的 Yeah.
你和我 还有凯文和克雷 You and me, and Kevin and Clay.
别告诉我 你怯场了 Don't tell me you have stage fright.
不是 但每年我都要举办母老虎队过夜派对 这是我的传统 No, but it is tradition that I host a sleepover for the Vixens every year.
也没什么 No big whoop.
我只是觉得万圣节是一年中唯一的夜晚 I just thought Halloween's the one night of the year
每个人都会伪装自己 where everyone wears a mask,
像我们这样的人 and people like us,
你和我 凯文和克雷 you and me, and Kevin and Clay,
我们就不必了 你知道吗 we don't have to, you know.
好了 伙计们 都过来 All right, fellas, bring it in.
休息前 还有最后一件事 Just one last thing before we break.
我知道万圣节快到了 Now, I know Halloween is coming up fast,
斗牛犬队以前有狂欢的传统 and it used to be Bulldog tradition to go out wilding.
我有一件事要说 I have one thing to say.
别这么做 Don't do it.
有我在就不行 Not on my watch.
明白吗 Understood?
-明白吗 -明白 教练 -Understood? -Understood, Coach.
那就好 All right, then.
好极了 Bravo!
好样的 伙计们 连我都差点相信你们了 Gold star, fellas. Even I almost believed you.
你在烦恼什么 朱利安 What are you bugging about, Julian?
今天是万圣节 安德鲁斯 It's Halloween, Andrews.
斗牛犬队当然会狂欢一下 Of course, the Bulldogs are going out wilding,
不管教练怎么说 despite what Coach says.
别算上我 Count me out.
我要在巴比伦电影院表演幽灵秀 I'm playing the ghost show at the Babylonium.
没人邀请你 小阿飞 No one asked you, greaser.
你们两个呢 What about you two?
你俩来不来 You coming or what?
不了 我不去了 No, I'm gonna sit this one out.
我答应过我的家人 不会在河谷镇惹麻烦 I promised my folks I wouldn't cause trouble while here in Riverdale.
天啊 曼陀 Good God, Mantle.
等你有种了 告诉我 Let me know when you grow a pair.
至于那些真正关心传统 For those of you who actually care about tradition
而非软蛋的家伙 and aren't namby-pamby cream puffs,
我们明晚见 就在学校停车场 we're meeting tomorrow night, school parking lot.
日落时分 At sundown.
我还是不能想象 雷吉从来没庆祝过万圣节 I still can't fathom that Reggie's never celebrated Halloween.
想想吧 Well, go figure.
所以我和阿奇要让他看看 万圣节究竟是什么样的 That's why Archie and I are showing him what it's like.
那样的话 In that case,
你就不用来参加我的巴比伦幻景秀了 you're excused from my phantasmagoria at the Babylonium.
告诉我 贝蒂 你在这场游戏中扮演什么角色 But tell me, Betty, what's your skin in this game?
因为我感觉你有自己的计划 Because I'm sensing you have some.
我曾经对阿奇动心 Well, I used to get butterflies for Archie.
现在也是 I still do.
但我觉得自己现在也对雷吉动心了 But now I think I'm also getting them for Reggie.
其实 You know...
你应该利用万圣节之夜 you should use Halloween night
搞清楚你的爱情指南针到底指向谁 to figure out which way your love compass is truly pointing.
然后呢 And then?
然后跟着感觉走 And then, let the spirit move you.
然后第二天跟我细说 And then, tell me all about it the next day.
雪柔 我在想明天的睡衣派对 So, Cheryl, I've been thinking about tomorrow's slumber party.
我觉得你和朋友不该睡在卧室 I think you and the girls, instead of sleeping in your bedroom,
应该去大厅野营 should decamp to the grand hall.
那里更开阔 It's more open,
胡搞瞎搞的机会更少 less opportunity for inappropriate hanky-panky.
好恶心啊 母亲 我在吃东西呢 Yuck, Mother! I'm trying to eat here.
确保绑牢了 小伙子们 Just make sure that's good and secure, boys.
我可不想惹上官司 I don't want any lawsuits on my hands.
说的话 维罗妮卡 Wise words, Veronica.
库珀太太 Mrs. Cooper.
真是意外之喜 What a lovely, yet unexpected surprise.
有什么事吗 What can I do for you?
我刚好在附近 想着过来看看 I was in the neighborhood. Just thought I would pop in.
你的幽灵戏票卖得怎么样 How are ticket sales going for your little ghost show?
非常不错 Briskly.
应该卖光了 We should be sold out.
你是河谷镇新人 You're new in town,
但河谷镇这样庆祝万圣节 but this is how we celebrate Halloween in Riverdale.
大家都待在家里 Everyone stays home
观看我和库珀先生在RIVW频道上主持的"震撼剧场" and watches Mr. Cooper and I host Shock Theater on RIVW.
我们穿上烧焦的衣服 We dress up in singed clothes
介绍老式恐怖片 and we introduce old horror flicks,
中间还会开一些小玩笑 we have a little banter in between.
非常有意思 It's quite the event.
我们给很多家庭带来了切实的乐趣 We really give families a tickle.
我们的目标不是全家观看 Well, we're not really expecting a family crowd.
更倾向于 青少年群体 仅限青少年 More... teenagers, exclusively.
你喜欢惹麻烦 是吧 维罗妮卡 You like to cause trouble, don't you, Veronica?
你是个天生的煽动者 You're a natural born rabble-rouser.
我看得出来 I can tell.
总之 我会允许这场幽灵秀上演 At any rate, I will allow this little ghost show to happen.
它不会影响我们的收视率 It's not gonna affect our ratings.
但我要你知道 小姑娘 But I want you to know, young lady,
我已经注意到你了 you've been put on notice.
全脂奶粉
艾赛尔 Ethel.
你是怎么从静慈修道院逃出来的 How the heck did you escape The Sisters of Quiet Mercy?
我刚到那里时 就听说修道院地下 I started hearing about secret tunnels beneath the nunnery
有个秘密通道 right when I got there.
我一有空就到处寻找这个通道 I spent every free moment I had looking for them.
几天前我找到了 Found them a couple days ago.
是你的一通电话 It was your call
给了我动力 让我逃之夭夭 that gave me the push I needed to make a break for it.
我真的忍不了了 I really couldn't...
在那里多待一秒都不行 bear to be there for another second.
修女们很残忍 虐待成性 The sisters are cruel, and abusive.
她们可能会来找你 Well, they'll probably come looking for you.
你有什么计划 What's your plan?
再过几个月就是我的生日了 My birthday is in a couple months.
等我满18岁 Once I'm 18,
就不再受政府监护 I won't be a ward of the state anymore,
可以自己生活了 and I can live on my own.
我只需要撑到那个时候 I just need to make it until then.
这段时间你要躲在哪里 Where are you gonna hide out In the meantime?
这个地方不安全 艾赛尔 This place isn't exactly safe, Ethel.
曾经被警察翻了个底朝天 记得吗 It got ransacked by John Law, remember?
但我知道一个你可以待的地方 But I do know a place that you could stay.
雷伯里先生的公寓 It's Mr. Rayberry's apartment.
那里还空着 I mean, it's still empty,
而且他的房租已经付到年底了 and he's got rent paid until the end of the year.
只要住在一个死人的公寓里 As long as staying in a dead guy's apartment
不会让你毛骨悚然就行 doesn't give you the heebie-jeebies.
那里可能闹鬼 It could be haunted.
鬼比那些修女强多了 I would rather ghosts than the sisters.
那就没问题了 Well, then you're made in the shade.
我可以给你买个廉价的万圣节面具 And I can go down to the five-and-dime and get you a cheap Halloween mask,
这样你就可以隐姓埋名上街了 so you can walk the streets incognito.
等我们到了派对现场 Once we get to the Halloween party,
你就不用担心了 you won't have to worry about the fuzz.
你可以帮我找出那本送奶工漫画是谁写的 And you could help me suss out who wrote that milkman comic.
你觉得怎么样 How's that sound?
怎么了 米吉 有什么事吗 Yes, Midge, how can I help you?
你对过夜有什么特殊的要求吗 Do you have a special request for the sleepover?
是这样的 我 Um... that's the thing. I...
我想知道是否可以不参加睡衣派对 I wanted to see if I might be excused from the slumber party.
范斯要在维罗妮卡的幽灵秀上表演 You see, Fangs is performing at Veronica's ghost show,
如果能去给他捧场 那就太棒了 and it would be gangbusters to see him.
米吉 我无意冒犯 你那位油头滑脑的男朋友 Midge, with all due respect to your greaser boyfriend,
但这是母老虎队的传统 this is a Vixen tradition.
绝对不可抛弃 The center must hold.
当然 我想也是 Of course, I... I figured as much.
但我至少得问一下 But I had to at least try.
等等 Wait.
其实 As it happens,
我也对维罗妮卡的午夜滑稽戏很好奇 I, too, am intrigued by Veronica's midnight burlesque.
如果我邀请艾芙琳主持睡衣派对 So if I asked Evelyn to host the slumber party
你知道那个女巫会同意 and you know that witchy witch would,
然后我们一起去巴比伦电影院 and we went to the Babylonium,
我们永远不能谈论我们在幽灵秀上做了或看到了什么 we can never ever speak of what we did or saw at the ghost show.
我没意见 I'd be okay with that.
我擅长保守秘密 I'm good at keeping secrets.
我也是 亲爱的米吉 Me, too, dear Midge.
也许我们该对彼此袒露心声了 Perhaps it's time we both confide in each other.
也许在万圣节晚上 Maybe on Halloween night,
庆典结束后 after the festivities?
我期待不已 I'm on pins and needles.
琼斯先生 Mr. Jones,
你知道你的朋友艾赛尔·马格斯昨晚失踪了吗 are you aware that your friend Ethel Muggs went missing last night?
她从静慈修道院逃走了 She escaped from The Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
那真是太可惜了 Ain't that a bite?
不 我不知道 No, no, I had no idea.
如果我们搜查你的火车厢 她不会就在那里吧 So if we searched your train car, she wouldn't be there?
可以 请便 门没锁 Oh, please, go ahead. Door's unlocked.
只要你们别像上次一样乱扔东西就行 Uh, but, uh, if you could just not trash it like you did last time.
这地方现在基本上和华尔道夫酒店一样 The place is practically The Waldorf now.
我可以走了吗 Can I go?
天啊 Dang.
你妈妈的制衣技巧真是一流 Your mom's costume work is top notch.
是啊 她对此很上心 Yeah, she was keen to do it.
我眼窝都湿了 因为她说这可能是她最后一次 Started to get the weeps 'cause she said it was probably the last time
缝制万圣节服装了 she'll be sewing Halloween costumes.
除非她有了孙辈之后 Until she has grandkids.
你觉得贝蒂会扮成什么 What do you think Betty's going as?
也许会扮成公主 Maybe a princess?
或者铆钉工罗西 Or Rosie the Riveter?
真不敢相信 她对修车那么在行 Man, I can't believe how much she knows about fixing up cars.
是啊 那是怎么回事 Yeah, how'd that happen anyway?
她帮你修老爷车 Her fixing your jalopy.
是你找她帮忙 还是 Did you ask or did...
-还是她主动伸出援手 -不 是她主动要帮忙 -Did she offer? -Nah, she offered.
但事实上 我对她有点好感 But the truth is, I was kind of getting vibes off her.
是心动的感觉 You know? Vibrations.
相信我 我明白你的感觉 Well, trust me, I know.
说实话 早在你来这里之前 If I'm being honest, I've been getting vibes from Betty
我就对贝蒂有好感了 since way before you got to town, so...
我现在仍然对她有好感 And I still am.
你觉得贝蒂今晚不会想跟我们其中一人上床吧 You don't think Betty wants to make it with one of us tonight, do you?
我没考虑过这个 I hadn't considered that,
但 but...
她又不是瞎子 She ain't blind.
她可能想和我在一起 雷吉 Well, she might want to get with me, Reg.
我刚说了 我们确实暧昧过 Like I said, we do have a history.
是的 Yeah...
那么 Well...
我们做个约定 Let's make a pact then.
如果我们谁和贝蒂发生了什么 If something goes on between Betty and one of us,
一旦我们感觉到她倾向于哪个人 as soon as we start feeling which way she's leaning,
另一个人就要干脆地离开 then the other guy peels off and vamooses.
怎么样 What do you say?
成交 巴克·罗杰斯 You got yourself a deal there, Buck Rogers.
♪ Voodoo drums ♪
♪ Beating in my heart ♪
♪ Telling me I'll never leave my island ♪
♪ Voodoo drums... ♪
贾格赫德 Jughead!
欢迎来到神秘疯人院 Welcome to the Madhouse of Mystery.
你这位朋友是谁 或者我应该叫你魔鬼 Who's your friend? Or should I say fiend?
伯尼 这是艾赛尔 Bernie, this is Ethel.
你们可能见过 她来过这里几次 You...you may have met. She's been here a couple times.
嗨 万圣节快乐 Hi. Happy Halloween.
你也是 And to you!
喝个烂醉 好好玩 Uh, get yourself a snootful and settle in.
今晚会很疯狂 It's gonna be a crazy night.
好了 我们加入狂欢吧 Okay, let's enter the fray.
四处问问 看看有没有人知道送奶工漫画的起源 Ask around. See if anyone knows about the origin of the milkman comic.
晚上好 食尸鬼和丧尸们 Good evening, ghouls and boils,
这将是你们一生中最激动人心的夜晚 to what I'm sure will be the most electrifying night of your life.
我是主持人 I'm your host...
谢谢你今晚主动陪我们 道尔顿 Well, thanks for volunteering to be our kid tonight, Dilton.
你所做的远远超出了送水工的职责范围 Yeah, Doiley. You're really going above and beyond your duties as waterboy.
没关系 两位 It's no sweat, fellas.
拒绝贝蒂这样的女孩太难了 It's kind of hard to say no to a girl like Betty.
♪ Oh, I knew somehow ♪
♪ Someone will plead ♪
♪ "I need you," desperately ♪
小伙子们 我看起来怎么样 Well, boys, how do I look?
天啊 贝蒂 你看起来 棒极了 Wow! Gee whiz, Betty, you look... tremendous.
太成功了 我都沉醉了 Ring the bell. I'm knocked out.
你扮的是谁 Who are you supposed to be?
当然是金发姑娘 Goldilocks, of course.
她决定不了要睡哪张床 所以三张都试了一下 You know, she couldn't decide on a bed, so she tried all three.
我们要不要出门 看看夜晚会把我们带往何处 Shall we head out and see where the night takes us?
牙科医生 A doctor of dentistry.
你有什么好抱怨的 Well, what are you complaining about?
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat!
♪ I was jamming Through the graveyard Round twelve-oh-five ♪
♪ I saw a ghost and zombies Lookin' very much alive ♪
♪ I was alone And bewildered... ♪
真棒 Yeah!
够了 我要回家了 That's it. I'm going home.
等等 道尔顿 我们才刚刚开始 Wait, Dilton. We're just getting started.
我打扮成了南瓜头 I'm dressed as a pumpkin head,
朱利安和那些小丑有棒球棒 and Julian and those clowns have baseball bats.
我完蛋了 I'm doneski.
没关系 道尔顿 It's okay, Dilton.
你今晚表现很棒 You've been a swell sport tonight.
可以回家了 You can go home.
对 反正我们还要去墓地 Yeah, we've got a cemetery to get to anyhow.
万圣节鬼怪秀 仅此一晚
♪ In the afterlife ♪
♪ You could be heading For the serious strife ♪
♪ Now you make The scene all day ♪
♪ But tomorrow There'll be hell to pay ♪
♪ In the afterlife ♪
♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪
♪ Now you make The scene all day ♪
♪ But tomorrow There'll be hell to pay ♪
♪ People, listen attentively ♪
♪ I mean About future calamity... ♪
你来了 You made the scene.
正如我承诺的那样 As promised.
你这个时髦女郎真是亮眼 Well, you look fab as a flapper.
母老虎队的其他人反应如何 How did it shake out with the rest of the Vixens?
对其他人来说 As far as anyone else is concerned,
我和米吉得了急性流感 Midge and I have been stricken with a 24-hour influenza
正在自我隔离 and we're self-quarantining.
你们愿意过来 并且能够上台表演 Well, it means a lot to me that you came
对我来说意义重大 and that you're willing to perform.
维罗妮卡开心坏了 Veronica is over the moon about it.
我也是 So am I.
正如你所说 今天是万圣节 Well, as you say, it's Halloween.
如果今晚不能展露自己的真面目 那还要等到什么时候 If we can't let our masks slip tonight, then when can we?
来吧 我帮你做准备 Come on, let's get you ready.
♪ Teeth are extruded And bones are ground ♪
♪ And baked into cakes Which are passed around ♪
佩普漫画出版公司
兰德尔 "送奶工来了"不是你写的吧 So, Randall, you didn't write The Milkman Cometh?
不是 但真希望是我写的 No, but I sure wish I had.
这是佩普漫画出版公司去年出版的最棒的故事 Best story Pep published last year.
抱歉 别的我就不知道了 Sorry I can't be more help.
约拿 "送奶工来了" 是你写的吗 Jonah, did you write The Milkman Cometh?
不是 这话你别告诉别人 No, and between us,
我也觉得这个故事不怎么样 I didn't think it was such great shakes either.
是你写了"送奶工来了"吗 Did you write The Milkman Cometh?
或者你知道是谁写的 Or do you know who did?
送奶工 The Milkman?
对 那是泰德写的一个故事 Yeah. That was one of Ted's stories.
-泰德 -泰德·沙利文 -Ted? -Ted Sullivan.
-一个熟练工作家 -泰德 泰德·沙利文 -Journeyman writer. -Ted. Ted Sullivan?
他在这里吗 Is he here?
不在 Uh, no.
泰德死了 Ted's dead.
他的送奶工故事发表几周后 A few weeks after his milkman story was published,
人们发现他死在了自己的公寓里 they found him kaput in his apartment.
死了 怎么死的 Dead? How?
上吊自杀 Hung himself,
留了遗书说再也写不出 left a note saying he'd never write
比送奶工更精彩的故事 another story as good as the milkman one.
这是个比喻 对美国的批评 It's a metaphor. A critique of America.
声称我们才是敌人 It's saying that the enemy is us.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
敌人就在这里 就在国内 The enemy is here at home.
不是俄罗斯 It's not Mother Russia.
不是共产党 It's not the communists.
也不是邪恶轴心国 It's not the Axis of Evil.
是我们 It's us.
我们才是敌人 We're the enemies.
健康 顺从 同质化的美国 Wholesome, conforming, homogenous America.
河谷镇公墓
知道狼为什么嚎叫吗 You know why wolves howl, don't you?
为了吸引配偶 To attract a mate.
你怎么知道的 And how do you know that?
鸭子溪有很多狼 We've got lots of wolves in Duck Creek.
一群又一群的 Packs and packs of them.
这样的话 在那里长大 Well, must have made it
一定很可怕 pretty scary growing up there.
其实是激动人心 More like exciting.
但是那些狼从没给我惹过麻烦 Though they never caused me any trouble.
也许是因为它们认出了我身上的头狼气息 Maybe because they recognized a fellow...alpha.
你这么评价自己吗 Is that what you think you are?
头狼 An alpha?
该死 朱利安和他的手下还在外面 Damn. Julian and his goons are still out.
这可不妙 Well, that's not good.
不知道我们余下的狼群在哪里 Wonder where the rest of our wolf pack is.
弗瑞德里克·亚瑟·安德鲁斯
天啊 阿奇 我很抱歉 Gosh, Archie, I'm so sorry.
我根本没想到 I didn't even think about the fact that...
没关系 It's okay.
我没事 I'm okay.
我在想爸爸妈妈以前会带我们 I was just thinking about how my mom and dad
一起去玩不给糖就捣蛋 used to take us trick or treating.
你还记得呢 Remember that?
当然 Of course.
你记得那年我们打扮成贝琪·撒切尔和汤姆·索亚吗 You remember the year we dressed as Becky Thatcher and Tom Sawyer?
我当然记得 Of course I do.
我光着脚去的 结果踩到一根钉子 I went barefoot, stepped on a nail.
是的 Right.
我们做朋友已经很久了 We've been friends for a really long time.
是的 没错 Yeah, we have been.
感觉我们太了解彼此了 Feels like I've known you my entire life.
我也有同感 I feel the same way.
嘿 那间鬼屋到底在哪里 Hey, so where's this haunted house, anyway?
来吧 我带你去 Well, come on and let me show you the way.
如果你够勇敢的话 If you're brave enough.
这里就是你们跟我说的 So this is where it happened.
那起谋杀案的事发地点 The murder you guys were telling me about.
是的 Yes.
很难想象你的生命会这样 It's hard to imagine your life ending so...
戛然而止 暴毙惨死 suddenly, violently.
我爸爸以前常说 把握当下 My dad used to say, "Seize the day."
因为明天和意外你永远不知道哪个会先来 Like, is your next moment gonna be your last before the big chill?
我去看看冰箱里有没有11喜汽水 I'm gonna go see if there's any Eleven-Up in the refrigerator.
嘿 Hey...
我要走了 I'm gonna cut out of here.
不 你不必这么做 No, you don't have to do that.
拜托 安德鲁斯 Come on, Andrews.
我看到你们俩在墓园里握着彼此的手 I saw you two in the cemetery holding hands.
不需要地震仪也能察觉到你们之间的心动 You don't need a seismograph to pick up those vibrations.
好吧 雷吉 如果你这么认为的话 Okay, Reg. If you say so.
我确实这么认为 I do.
饮料是温的 Well, they're warm,
但我在冰箱里找到了一些橙汁汽水 but I found some orange sodas in the icebox.
雷吉去哪了 Where'd Reggie go?
他累了 Oh, he got tired.
就回家了 Called it a night.
太遗憾了 That's too bad.
是啊 不是吗 Yeah, isn't it?
女士们和食尸鬼们 Gals and ghouls.
感谢你们今晚的到来 Thank you all for coming out tonight.
几分钟后 In just a few minutes,
我们就要放映午夜特辑了 "科学怪人" we'll be screening our midnight feature, Frankenstein,
由我的教父 鲍里斯·卡洛夫主演 starring my godfather, Boris Karloff.
但在放映之前 But before we do that,
我向大家承诺过 今晚会有一场复活秀和现场表演 you were all promised a resurrection tonight and a floor show.
维罗妮卡·洛吉 Well, Veronica Lodge,
或者我应该自称维多利亚·弗兰克斯坦 or should I say Victoria Frankenstein,
信守了承诺 keeps her promises.
废话不多说 So without further ado,
请欣赏四名死去河谷镇高中学生的 I give you the electrifying return
电击回魂 of the four dead Riverdale High students.
祝大家观看愉快 So enjoy.
不要空想 朋友们 And don't dream it, friends.
要付诸行动 Be it.
♪ It was great When it all began ♪
♪ I was a regular Frankie fan ♪
♪ But it was over When he had the plan ♪
♪ To start working On a muscle man ♪
♪ Now the only thing That gives me hope ♪
♪ Is my love Of a certain dope ♪
♪ Rose tints my world ♪
♪ Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain ♪
♪ I am just seven hours old ♪
♪ Truly beautiful to behold ♪
♪ And somebody should be told ♪
♪ My libido Hasn't been controlled ♪
♪ Now the only thing I've come to trust ♪
♪ Is an orgasmic rush of lust ♪
♪ Rose tints my world ♪
♪ And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ It's beyond me ♪
♪ Help me, Mommy ♪
♪ It'll be good, you'll see ♪
♪ Take this dream away ♪
♪ What this? Let's see ♪
♪ I feel sexy ♪
♪ What's come over me? ♪
♪ Here it comes again ♪
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
♪ I feel released ♪
♪ Bad times deceased ♪
♪ My confidence has increased ♪
♪ Reality is here ♪
♪ The game has been disbanded ♪
♪ My mind has been expanded ♪
♪ It's a gas That Frankie's landed ♪
♪ His lust is so sincere ♪
♪ Whatever happened To Fay Wray? ♪
♪ That delicate Satin-draped frame ♪
♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪
♪ How I started to cry ♪
♪ 'Cause I wanted to be dressed Just the same ♪
♪ Give yourself over To absolute pleasure ♪
♪ Swim the warm waters Of sins of the flesh ♪
♪ Erotic nightmares Beyond any measure ♪
♪ And sensual daydreams To treasure forever ♪
♪ Can't you just see it? ♪
♪ Whoa ho ho! ♪
♪ Don't dream it ♪
♪ Be it ♪
♪ Don't dream it ♪
♪ Be it ♪
♪ It's beyond me ♪
♪ Help me, Mommy ♪
♪ God bless Lili St. Cyr ♪
哎呀 Well, well, well.
这不是伟大的曼陀吗 If it isn't Mantle the magnificent.
我要回家 朱利安 I'm just walking home, Julian.
拜托 Oh, come on.
别这么老古板 Don't be such a stick in the mud.
我们要过桥去格林戴尔大闹一场 上车 We're going across the bridge to Greendale to raise some hell. Hop in.
来吧 跟我们一起去找乐子 Come on. Join the fun.
除非你有更好的事可以做 Unless you've got something better to do.
挪一下 Move over.
好孩子 Attaboy.
看来就是这样了 Well, here we are, I guess.
就是这样了 只有我们俩 Here we are, just the two of us.
我真的很紧张 I'm really nervous.
我想吻你 And I think I wanna kiss you.
我也有同感 I feel exactly the same way.
-天啊 -怎么了 -Oh, my God. -What is it?
外面有人 There's someone out there.
外面没人 他长什么样 There's no one out there. What did he look like?
这听起来可能像是疯话 This is gonna sound Looney Tunes,
但他看起来像个送奶工 but he looked like a... a milkman.
-送奶工 -阿奇 我们走吧 -A milkman? -Let's just go, Arch.
走吧 Let's... let's go.
好的 走吧 All right, let's punch it.
先生们 Well, gents,
看来我们取得了巨大的成功 looks like we had ourselves a smashing success.
这可不常见 For the ages.
我也参与了表演 连我都起鸡皮疙瘩了 I was in on the gag, and even I had goose pimples.
这让我不禁思考 All of which makes me think.
我们每周安排一次午夜电影怎么样 What if we institute a weekly midnight movie,
一部怪物电影 a monster flick,
或者有趣的 情节夸张的电影 or something fun and campy?
听上去不错 It sounds like a gas.
但是 维罗妮卡 But, uh, Veronica,
我和凯文 我们 Kevin and I, we, um...
想和你谈谈 wanted to talk to you about something.
怎么了 What's that?
你在巴比伦电影院住多久了 How long have you been living at the Babylonium
为什么 and... and why?
你和父母闹矛盾了吗 Is it trouble with your parents?
看看你们这对解谜兄弟 Look at you two Hardy Boys.
好吧 被你们识破了 All right, you fellas got wise to me.
我是住在这里 I am staying here.
但并不是因为有问题 But there isn't a problem.
什么问题都没有 There's nothing wrong.
潘布鲁克只是在翻修 The Pembrooke is merely undergoing renovations.
仅此而已 That's all.
感恩节前 我会回到我平常住的地方 I'll be back in my regular digs before Thanksgiving.
你们都快走吧 Now skedaddle.
真的 一切都很好 And truly, everything's peachy.
米吉 范斯 Midge, Fangs...
听到你们的好消息 除了恭喜 我都不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say about your happy news, except congratulations.
雪柔 我一直渴望告诉你真相 Oh, Cheryl, I've been dying to tell you the truth for ages.
当然 我会保守你的秘密 Well, of course your secret is safe with me.
我不想贬低我的甜心 Not to take anything away from my honey bun,
但你们俩在现场表演时大放异彩 but you two had a pretty big moment during the floor show.
还交换了几个吻 That was some kiss.
我没有在抱怨 Yeah, I'm not complaining,
但雪柔 你这样做太厚颜无耻了 but it was pretty brazen, Cheryl.
如果有人对我表示怀疑 If I'm ever challenged about it,
我就说被万圣节鬼魂附身了 I will simply explain that I was possessed by the Halloween spirit.
我只想说 我真的很高兴 我们四个人都卸下了面具 Can I just say that I'm really happy that us four put our masks away?
即使只是在这短暂的魔幻之夜 Even if it was only for one short, magical night.
我完全同意 I wholeheartedly concur.
撇开最后闹鬼的结局不谈 Well, despite our boogeyman ending,
这是我一生中最棒的万圣节 贝蒂·库珀 this was the best Halloween of my entire life, Betty Cooper.
我也是 Mine, too.
伊丽莎白 Elizabeth?
库珀太太 Mrs. Cooper?
你怎么这么晚还在外面 Why are you out so late?
妈妈 我还以为你不再是我妈妈了 Mom, I thought you weren't my mother anymore.
我不是 但你还住在这间房子里 I'm not, but you still live in this house,
所以立刻给我进来 so get your butt inside right this instant!
进去 Get!
该死 Damn it.
你要进来吗 Do you want to come in?
我也想 但我累坏了 Oh, I... I would, but I'm pretty tuckered out.
而且我还没喂热狗 Plus, I haven't fed Hot Dog tonight,
我们明天见 so I'll just see you tomorrow.
或者说今天晚些时候见 Or later today, I guess.
这样可以吗 Is that hunky-dory?
可以 Yeah.
当然 晚安 贾格 Sure. Good night, Jug.
晚安 Good night.
我以为你是送奶工 I thought you were the milkman.
送奶工 Milkman?
我稍早听到他奶瓶的声音 I heard his bottles earlier today.
我以为他可能回来了 I thought he might have come back.
你听到了他的 You heard his...
艾赛尔 Ethel!
天哪 Jeepers.
我告诉过所有人是送奶工干的 I told everyone it was a milkman.
阿奇 阿奇 醒醒 Archie. Archie, wake up.
阿奇 醒醒 Archie, wake up.
赶紧起来 穿上衣服 Come on, get dressed.
弗兰克叔叔 怎么了 Uncle Frank, what's wrong?
出了点意外 There's been some kind of accident.
满载着斗牛犬队员的车冲下桥掉进了甜水河 Car full of Bulldogs went off the bridge and into Sweetwater River.
那 有幸存者吗 When was that? Are there any survivors?
我们还不知道 We don't know yet.